Kissing vs. Writing...

Sunday, December 03, 2006 

I have always maintained that a good kissing technique is much more important than a good degree...

Anyway, I've been thinking and I'm not sure I wanna degree. I am reminded of something I discovered when my ex-boyfriend got really really really really really rich and bought a really really really really big house in the country: You can only shit in one toilet at a time.

What would a girl like me do with a degree? Will people think I'm posh? - It's strange but when you write poetry, people think you're posh - yeah sure I love oysters, but I always chew 'em to get my money's worth. I just don't think I belong with a degree. I don't have any feeling for it. There's no chemistry.

Lately, my head - and for some strange reason my breasts - have been hurting me, so I have not been able to write. I also have a Myspace addiction. These factors are a problem, cos I wanna start getting shit-faced from this Thursday until I get out of 'the pool' in late December. This means, I have got exactly 4 days to do all my work, including the deferral I got last semester!

So today, I'm gonna buy some music on itunes (I'm thinking Ike and Tina, The Delfonics and 100% some Shondells). I'm gonna brush my teeth (but I'm not gonna wash). I'm gonna put the heating and the music on whilst getting naked and I'm gonna write shit.

I'm telling you this because, when/if I get my degree, I want the record to show, I played the system. I only ever got a degree because: I got to get shit-faced, I got to learn shit about music, I got to get naked, and crucially, I did it ALL at the same time.


-Cheyelle

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If there is spelling mistakes, punctuation errors and/or homonymic and tautological flaws in the above piece of writing...So fucking what! I said I'm a writer, I never said I was a good one. However, for anyone who is remotely interested…I am one hell of a kisser!!!

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