Sooo 2000 & Single Digits…

This next post was inspired by the bleh-ness of the last series of The X Factor. Admittedly, I only watched clips of it on YouTube, but I’m afraid to say even though the show attracted “star” names, it was on the whole, pretty bleh and definitely, Sooo 2000 & Single Digits!

I’d love to know what YOU think is, Sooo 2000 & Single Digits. So just hit me up in my comments box if you got any gudens.

Here’s my top ten-ish things I reckon are, ‘Sooo 2000 & Single Digits’ in no particular order:

• Watching television on TV’s

• Sarah Palin

• Facebook (read my “Suicide Face Book” post)

• Mike Ashley (the fat bloke that owns Newcastle United Football Club)

• Jordan/Katie Price (the jig is up tootsie)

• Skanker broadband Internet service providers (why say 8 Megs if it’s only 3…YA SKANKERS YA!)

• Battery hens & Boris Johnson (the former is cruel; the latter intolerable, and they both cluck a lot)

• Stage school “stars” (with the possible exception of Adele; read my post entitled: ‘The Winehouse Phenomenon’)

• Bottled water (it’s a scam, deep down inside we all know it…)

• The Dangerous Dogs Act (it doesn’t work. PERIOD). Someone needs to let the Home Office know before more children DIE needlessly. RIP John-Paul Massey; don’t worry boo, we’ll all be with you one day.

• Gorden Brown (Oh, I’m sorry PM, did I spell your name wrong? *tuts*)

• Fugly Betty (I’m sooo over it)

-Cheyelle Omar

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