…and the pop agnostic
For God’s sake! Will someone cut Madonna a bit of slack. – So what if she’s 532-centuries-old and Jesus, her new lover (pictured bottom left), is only about 23. Maybe he [Jesus] has a preference for vintage pootang (‘vagina’ in medical parlance). Maybe he likes his meat well done – I dunno, don’t care. But what I do know is, a lot of the recent Madonna-related news stories and subsequent comments, focus far too much on the age difference and her ability to “keep up” with her new beau (example).
Personally, I couldn’t care less about the age difference. Maybe a woman like Madonna has what it takes to make Jesus cross the age gap borderline, or perhaps, Madonna likes a virgin – I dunno, don’t care. I celebrate the GREAT sex they are no doubt having.
However, what I wanna know is: why ain't no one focusing on the fact that Jesus is an absolute munter (slang for, muppet/moose/minger/whooped-with-the-fugly-stick)? Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what if the beholded [sic] is so fugly he’s made you go boss-eyed? Quite frankly, I think he looks like a bootleg Fabio (pictured bottom right), and if that’s sexy – I’d better stock up on shampoo now, cos I’m gonna be staying in and washing my hair waaay into the menopause.
Good luck Madonna, but just for the record, fugly comes in all different age groups.
-Cheyelle Omar
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