- For America’s Sweetheart…
There once was a beautiful actress named Sandra,
who had the misfortune to marry a philanderer.
She hit the heights
but he preferred bikes.
So he tinkered with a MySpace pole-dancer.
-Cheyelle Omar
Keep your chin up Ms. B…x
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Everyone mentions the pole dancer's tattoo, as if that was the thing that did it. I hope Sandra doesn't fall into Hugh Grant's arms.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know about it--I'm horrible about keeping up with celebrity news. lol
ReplyDeleteI'd have to agree with gorillaaa.
ReplyDeleteI do have a soft spot for Hugh Grant but :|
@ gorilla: Personally, I think it was the pole-dancer's pole that swung it. – I'm guessing.
ReplyDelete@ eccentricity: It was quite a big story over here cos she pulled out of an appearance at the premier of her film. Besides, along with Dame Vera Lynn and Kate Winslet, it would appear Sandra's one of our sweethearts too. <3
@ little bird: Two words - DIVINE. BROWN. 8-/